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Joke of the Day
"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"
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"9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar."
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"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."
"A dad asks 4-year-old son: ""How'd you sleep last night?"" Son says: ""umm... With my eyes closed?"" Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl."
"A guy walks up to a girl in Starbucks Hey girl, how would you like to be my skinny vanilla latte? go light on the cream though, that's for later."
"I'm handling Monday the same way I handle constipation. Gritting my teeth and wishing it pass already."
"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."
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"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"