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Joke of the Day

"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"

"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."

"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."

"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."

"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"

"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."

"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."

"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."

"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."

"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."