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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of 3 to orange, How octupus is your jam sandwitch?"
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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback"
"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder"
"There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed."
"Helium walks into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender says ""Sorry. We don't serve noble gases here"". He doesn't react."
"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."
"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."
"No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here."
"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"