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Joke of the Day

"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits."

"I had to take my son's dirty diaper off today. I don't know why I was wearing it in the first place."

"Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery."

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer."

"After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty."

"Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job."