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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job."
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"I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision."
"I must have an amazing butt because every time I finish talking to someone & turn around to walk away, I hear them whisper, ""What an Ass!"""
"[Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]"
"Invitations: $10 Cupcakes: $15 Facility rental: $100 Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless Math of a mother"
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
"If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter."
"Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."
"Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!"
"What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm"