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Joke of the Day

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"My cat is recovering from... a massive stroke."

"My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings."

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? Because, corn has ears!"

"Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny? Because he'd D graded her."

"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."

"Why are crabs always so tired? It's because they only sleep in snatches."

"The greatest joke in the world. My Life."

"What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!"

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."