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Joke of the Day

"I had to take my son's dirty diaper off today. I don't know why I was wearing it in the first place."

"When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs? before 15:30 ... ^I'll ^show ^myself ^out"

"What's good about Switzerland? Not much, but the flag is a big plus."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"

"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"

"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"

"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"

"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."

"Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'."

"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"