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Joke of the Day
"I was sitting there... A lady walked into the bar I asked her ""Did it hurt?"""
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"Subway is like prostitution... You pay someone else to do your wife's job!"
"Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding? They're more of a kids meal."
"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"
"What's E.T. short for? ... Cuz he's got little legs"
"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"
"People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology... but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization."
"*smashes car through your living room* Fancy meeting you here, have you been getting my text messages?"
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"
"What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection? Beef Wellington"