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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T. short for? ... Cuz he's got little legs"
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"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."
"What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !"
"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."
"What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars."
"Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives? Because they'll worship the ground you walk on."
"I tried to pick up the scale in the bathroom and threw out my back It weighs a lot"
"What type of math is dead? Aerith-matic.."
"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."