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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."

"FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*"

"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."

"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."

"My wife said in the morning ""You are an idiot""... while combing her hair in front of the mirror when I walked by."

"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"

"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."

"""Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy."""

"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"

"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."