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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection? Beef Wellington"
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"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"
"Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home."
"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"
"I let friend's kid call my ex & say ""Are you really my daddy?"" while I'm in the background yelling ""hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"""
"What's a pedophile's favorite drink? Cherry pop. See you all in hell!"
"The best part of waking up is... nothing. Waking up blows. Fuck you, Folgers."
"Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America"
"My best friend stole my wife from me... I am really going to miss him."