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Joke of the Day

"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"

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"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"
"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."
"A clairvoyant, palm-reading midget escaped from prison last night. You shoulda seen the headline in this morning's paper..... ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"
"""Are you crying .?"" ""No, my eyes are sweating -_____-"" #ITTS"
"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"
"Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery? because celery stalks"
"I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. I guess you could say I tore that pussy up."
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