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Joke of the Day

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called ""proof-reading"". Perhaps you've hard of it"

"Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison."

"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""

"A friend of mine is so politically correct.... At the deli he is afraid to ask for "" white American "" cheese."

"What do black men find most shocking about sex? Tazers"

"my sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples"

"Why did Rembrandt lose his house? Because he was *Baroque*."

"What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !"

"I'm going to be filing a complaint with the shampoo company... My girlfriend recently dumped me and this ""No Tears"" stuff isn't working at all."