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Joke of the Day

"Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants? Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho"

"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"

"Where do psychics go to dance? The crystal ball"

"[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]"

"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Why was the mathematician late for work? He took the rhombus."

"Just confused cereal with rat poison...I don't know if to wait till I'm sober to do something about it or not?"

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"

"What do you call a Donald Trump protestor's favorite word game? Mad Libs."