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Joke of the Day
"*releases helium-filled heart balloon* Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird"
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"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."
"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
"My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too."
"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"
"I saw a gay bar with the entrance boarded up, but it was open... Everyone goes in the back door anyway"
"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."
"Why was the archeologist sad? His career was in ruins."
"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"
"I tricked my construction coworker at lunch by putting chunks of concrete in his sandwich. He shit a brick after he found out."