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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"

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"How do you lower the United State's debt problem? Elect a female president."
"[getting a checkup] DOCTOR: On average, how much alcohol do you drink in a day? ME: *sweating* NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE ANY MATH"
"What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? It gets an erectron."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? ........to get to the other side"
"I just poured out a bottle of Listerine for my homie Steve Buscemi, who we've lost to gingivitis."
"If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights."
"It would be funny if after making love to Jennifer Lawrence she stood up & fired 50 or 60 arrows into my sweaty body."
"Q: What is a sea monster's favorite dish? A: Fish and ships."
"My dog takes so long to take a dump I swear she's tweeting out there."