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Joke of the Day

"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."

"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""

"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."

"My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :("

"A veteran's son asks him ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" The dad replies, ""Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."""

"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"If at first you don't succeed, get her drunk."

"I saw a documentary about how ships are held together It was riveting"