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Joke of the Day
"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"
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"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"
"Farting sense Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it."
"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"
"If I ever commit suicide, I wanna jump off a cliff w/an open umbrella so people wonder if I thought it would bring me safely to the ground."
"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"
"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."
"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
"Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking."