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Joke of the Day
"The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it."
Next Joke
"Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do. When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 & 5. Turns out he's an odd job man."
"Trump & Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a boat. Who survives? America."
"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"
"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."
"If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff."
"Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door."
"I constantly google ""how to put your kids up for adoption"" so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I'm not messing around."
"I was talking to my buddy Adam Lanza and I asked him if he'd wanna date my 25-year-old friend. He said, ""Yeah! I love taking out twenty - five year olds!"""
"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."