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Joke of the Day

"Farting sense Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"

"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"

"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""

"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"

"Son: Dad, I need some money! Dad: You should get a job at the StarBrites factory. Son: Why? Do they pay well? Dad: You kidding? ***You'll make a mint!***"

"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."

"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."

"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a trick question. Feminists haven't changed anything."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field."