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Joke of the Day
"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"
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"How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen..."
"If I had $1 for every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me."
"I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung"
"What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!"
"My girlfriend just told me she might be pregnant I told her to cut it out"
"What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed."
"Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill."
"What's the difference? NSFW What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your whole week Edit: fucking autocorrector"
"Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? It's just what we tend to do"