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Joke of the Day
"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
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"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he's too legit to shit."
"Donald Trump has ridiculous hair, and he squints a lot. If I had his hair, I'd squint too."
"What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree? Whoa did you hear that?"
"What is will? A little bitch"
"Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge"
"I got a text today It read: You have won 500 or the chance to see an Elvis impersonator show!!! Reply 1 for the money, 2 for the show."
"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."
"I always stop to help women who have broken down on the road. I don't know anything about cars, but I do know how porn starts off"
"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"