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"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"

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"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."
"Silly Billy went in a library and said, "" I would like to have a pizza."" Librarian - "" Sir, this is a library."" Billy goes near his ear and whispers - "" I would like to have a pizza."""
"What did the constipated mathematician do? He sat down and worked it out with a pencil."
"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."
"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"
"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"
"""Avocado Kedavra"" -Harry Potter before tuning his enemies into guacamole"
"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"
"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"
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