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Joke of the Day

"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The more money you have, the more options you have."

"Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths? Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. "

"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."

"Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?"

"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."

"Why do women talk non-stop? Because they don't like periods."

"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!"

"You're a narcissist. A bet you thought this thread was about you."