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Joke of the Day

"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"

"Sex in a cornfield Is sex in a cornfield called porn on a cob?"

"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."

"How do you save a drowning black family? As a .jpg"

"Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America."

"How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton"

"What to toilet paper and the starship enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons"