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Joke of the Day
"Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America."
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"Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison"
"Anyone else think they should limit Oscar acceptance speeches to 140 characters like Twitter?"
"Do I believe in climate change? Uhh yeah I believe... it DOESN'T EXIST AHH HAHA (a fiery gull falls out of the sky) HAhaha hey fire bird"
"Why do black men love pirate porn? Because of all the booty"
"People are often shocked when I tell them I'm single because I scream it at them while sliding open their shower curtain."
"If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his ""naked party,"" you aren't me."
"Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas? They are writing to Satan."
"My grandpa has a heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."