110334

Joke of the Day

"How do you save a drowning black family? As a .jpg"

"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"

"At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, ""Make that 52."""

"How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :("

"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"

"I was having sex with a girl the other day, I was getting tired so I asked her to go on top... She replied ""you haven't raped anyone before have you""."

"Well if you cant buy babys at Babys R Us what in the world do they sell?"

"What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice."

"I wanted the day off work today so I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick... He said ""You don't sound sick."" I said ""I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you?"" Well... I got the day off."

"'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain."