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Joke of the Day
"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."
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"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."
"To err is human... To arr is pirate."
"So Donald Trump is now the President of the United States I certainly DNC that coming"
"If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I'd probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it."
"What was the black lab's favorite planet? Earf! Earf!"
"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"
"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."
"Why are Dutch people so tall? The short ones drowned in the floods"
"What do 9 out of 10 people always agree on? Gang rape What do those 9 disagree about? The order"