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Joke of the Day

"How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton"

"You can put the word ""blood"" in front of ""oranges"" and people will still eat them. Don't even try it, bananas."

"What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive."

"How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!"

"I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon."

"Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late."

"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved"

"One time I accidentally listened to a John Mayer song & spontaneously generated 2 thumb rings before it was over."

"How does Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Edit: JK rolling."

"There was two muffins. They were put in the oven One muffin says to the other muffin, ""wow its hot in here!"" The other muffin said ""WHOAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""