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Joke of the Day
"How heavy is a dumpling? Wanton"
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"What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..? AN ARITHMESTICK."
"Just learned the Finnish have a word ""Kalsarikannit"" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear. Signing immigration forms now."
"I really should learn to say ""congratulations"" instead of ""are you keeping it?"""
"From my 6yo Me (after having taught her subtraction): ""So, what's the difference between 10 and 5?"" ""They're just two different numbers!"""
"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""
"What do you call one chickpeas smashing another? Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows"
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, because they're under a buck."
"How well do people with mesothelioma breathe? Asbestos they can."
"""I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms"" [octopus glove shopping] ""this is unacceptable"""