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Joke of the Day

"I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere."

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."

"Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them."

"Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!"

"An Ob-Gyn asks a woman to get in the stirrups and he says, ""My god, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"" She says, ""Well you didn't have to say it twice."" He says, ""I didn't""."

"I eat children for a living You what? I said I feed children Oh haha thought you sa- TO MY MOUTH"

"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"

"I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest"

"What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move? Nah, mastay"