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Joke of the Day

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Honestly they're going to announce World War 2S before they announce World War 3"

"Doc: I'm afraid you got 6 months to live Me: Why are YOU afraid? Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW?"

"If blind people wear sunglasses Shouldn't deaf people wear earmuffs?"

"If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money"

"Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed"

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."

"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day... Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."