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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend named Dick... He's mentally richarded."
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"[Who Wants to be a Millionaire] Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend? Host: What's your friend's name? Me: Wikipedia."
"Maybe ask the judge if your sentence is in dog years or regular years and they'll prob just laugh and let you go you got tweets to write man"
"The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown."
"Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -No... -GUYS, HE DID IT!"
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died"
"I have three jokes. Trump, his opinions, and his political career."
"What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children"
"why are most reddit posts medium rare? because they certainly aren't rare, and are definitely not well done."
"What did Liberace die from? Botulism. Bad meat in the can."