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Joke of the Day
"I have three jokes. Trump, his opinions, and his political career."
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"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""
"Teacher: Tommy Russell you're late again. Tommy: Sorry sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well if it's late again tomorrow catch an earlier one."
"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."
"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."
"Man comes to psychologist's office He kicks the door open, enters, leans above the desk, and staring psychologist in the eyes says: ""Now, tell me, bald ugly little man, why I don't have any friends?"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."
"Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar? meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alcohol. Then doctor said ""what about the other guy"" (Other guy is guy who is meat)"
"What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator? Close the door, I'm dressing!"