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Joke of the Day
"What did Liberace die from? Botulism. Bad meat in the can."
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"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"
"Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."
"What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves? Twats."
"I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi"
"Spell ""pound"" in two letters. Lb."
"Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, ""in RuneScape."""
"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."
"If you can't handle me at my drunkest, you don't deserve me when I'm sober."