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Joke of the Day
"What did Liberace die from? Botulism. Bad meat in the can."
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"having sex for pleasure Apart from humans, the only creature that has sex for pleasure is the dolphin. I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"
"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."
"What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin? They became flatman and ribbon. /u/realhermit has left the building."
"You'd think nursing a child would go by quickly... ...but it feels like a maternity."
"I like my money like I like my women... Under the table."
"I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]"
"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."
"A little kid came up to me and said... ""I have two mommies."" ""Really?"", I said. ""Your parents are lesbians?"" ""No, my mom's just a schizophrenic."""