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Joke of the Day

"Maybe ask the judge if your sentence is in dog years or regular years and they'll prob just laugh and let you go you got tweets to write man"

"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."

"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"

"Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures"

"When brains do it it the butt do they call it ...brainal?"

"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"

"Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger."

"So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""

"In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over."

"The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing Fred Phelps funeral. I'm not sure they even know what they're doing anymore, you guys."