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Joke of the Day

"I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero."

"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"

"What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers."

"What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes? PETA"

"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."

"What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff? Snoop dog."

"I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores."

"What do you call a french guy wearing sandals? Felipe Flop"

"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""

"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."