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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers."
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"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"
"My girlfriend and I watched the Star Wars movies back to back last night; I'm so glad I was the one facing the TV. (Huehuehue ... but seriously, she would just be on her damn phone haha)"
"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"
"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"
"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."
"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."
"Ninety-sixing is how dyslexic people perform the sexual position where both partners are conducting oral sex on each other at the same time."
"How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb? None. Their parents will do it for them."
"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"