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Joke of the Day

"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""

"My wife has the body of a 16 year old She keeps it in the fridge."

"I love breasts! It's the best part of the birds."

"You are right, 27 is ""just a number"" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind."

"Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, ""Who ordered the farts?"" Then, fart."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."

"What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common? 100% chance of snow"

"How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear"

"Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke."