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Joke of the Day
"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."
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"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful, everything is falling out from the other side."""
"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""
"I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary."
"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."
"How do you treat a pain in the ass? Take an asprin."
"Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now - All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again."
"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."
"Dictinry for sell. Never use."
"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"