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Joke of the Day
"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"
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"What is the difference between a refrigerator and little children? Refrigerators don't scream and cry when I put my meat in it."
"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."
"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."
"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""
"I'm confused. Celebrity comedians are paid millions of dollars... Yet the funniest people on the internet are janitors and stay-at-home moms."
"God doesn't normally poop, but when he does..... Holy shit."
"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."
"How do you blow a tranny? Depends on your definition of a tranny"
"What does the baker turned counterfeiter say? ""I make my own dough"". My sister Katie came up with this one."