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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes? PETA"

"Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again."

"How do you get to the front page of reddit ? Lack of originality"

"""Hey dude, Do you know any jokes about sodium bromate?"" ""NaBrO."""

"This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES"

"They say a a dog is man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that'll look me dead in the eye while taking a sh!t on my carpet."

"Why don't Pentacostals have sex standing up? It might lead to dancing."

"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."

"I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops."

"What do you call a group of cows smoking marijuana. High steaks"