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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend talks to her dog like it's going to talk back. Kind of like when Christians talk to God."

"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."

"Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !"

"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"

"If I stalked you any harder, you'd be a missing person."

"My trainer told me she's sick of me pretending to be a detective. I hit her with a Thunderbolt and locked her in her own Pokeball."

"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? What's worse than a lobster in your piano? A CRAB on your organ."

"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"

"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"

"What do polite Japanese people eat? Arigatoni"