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Joke of the Day
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"
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"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."
"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"
"You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body."
"I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so."
"What does snoop dogg use to wash his clothes? BLEYOTCH!"
"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"HANDJOBS are a touchy subject."