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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."
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"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."
"What is it that separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea"
"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."
"""I need to find somewhere to park,"" I told my wife. ""What about over there?"" she said. ""I can't,"" I replied, ""It says between 1 and 9 only."" ""Well, why is that stopping you?"" ""I'm 23."""
"What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail? ...you know he did it."
"The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there."
"94% of my workout regimen is reading things online that make me so angry I shake"
"Rape jokes aren't funny... They're too forced."
"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"