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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!"
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"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."
"How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look a squirrel!"
"A man put an ad in the newspaper, saying ""WIFE WANTED"". The next day, he had hundreds of letters, saying ""You can have mine"""
"There is a house on my street that I can't stop staring at. It's front door is especially entrancing."
"I saw a photon go by... ...it seemed friendly, but it didn't wave."
"Wearing sunglasses while indoors let's everyone know you have no business making even minor life decisions."
"My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine."
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies."
"What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack."