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Joke of the Day
"""Why is your blow up doll half deflated?"" ""She was getting a little heavy.."""
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"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""
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"Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier."
"What does a power ranger say before they do drugs? It's morphine time!"
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"What do you call an army of corn? The Musket - ears"
"I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too."
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