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Joke of the Day

"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""

"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""

"What do you call a Mexican who lost a car? Carlos"

"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""

"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" *knock knock ""I said, 'Who's there?'"" *knock knock ""......Hello?"" ......*doorknob jiggles ""The fuck?!"""

"A beautiful blonde walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one."

"If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues."

"A drunk goes to a Horse track... and asks the a horse if he's going to win. The horse replies ""Just say Neigh to gambling!"""

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse unable to understand human speech promptly takes a dump on the floor and leaves"