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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""

"What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!"

"Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire."

"""someone bring me soup."" -every hot girl with a cold ever"

"Inside jokes are bitterly resented by the homeless."

"How does Big Boss store his photos? On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :\"

"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"I don't think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking."

"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."