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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who lost a car? Carlos"
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"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"
"if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones."
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar salad."
"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."
"I was recently employed as a sewage worker It's a shit job."
"Why do Japanese people love mechs so much? Because of all the metal in their brains."
"This one time in 1993, Brett Favre sent an alpha-numeric representation of his penis to my beeper."
"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night."
"I'm gonna get a neck tattoo that looks exactly like my neck."