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Joke of the Day

"A drunk goes to a Horse track... and asks the a horse if he's going to win. The horse replies ""Just say Neigh to gambling!"""

"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."

"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"

"What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder"

"According to the white girl weather report, today will be ""suuuuper duper sunny"" with a high of ""ughhhh"" and a low of ""fuh-reezing!"""

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."

"well its a strange request ""pleease"" ok ok [doctor says test results again only this time in arnold schwarzenegger voice] its naht a toomah"

"*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*"

"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."

"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"