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Joke of the Day
"If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues."
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"""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers"
"What is 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."
"I've found that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Until you try to flatter someone in a wheelchair."
"Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?"
"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"
"Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera."
"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"
"Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives? because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"