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Joke of the Day

"If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues."

"What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe? Spot."

"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"

"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"

"Are you the Proletariat? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class."

"Can you name all the dissimilarities between men and women? I can't either, but I'm sure there's a vas deferens."

"Doctor, doctor, what did you say I had? Capricorn? - No, C a n c e r."

"Don't trust atoms They make up everything"

"What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction"

"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."