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Joke of the Day

"Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?"

"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"I asked for your advice but now I'm angry with you because I don't like your advice."

"When not in stores Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for ""incredible TV offers"" on late night television."

"7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!"

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."

"This year's most overused TV line: ""It's complicated."" It means absolutely nothing."

"Thanks, baby Jesus, for helping me get that new job instead of helping millions of children find water and food. I know it was a tough call."